September 2011
84 posts
10 tags
2 tags
Tumblr, GTFO
Tumblr is acting all kinds of weird and getting my hopes up that people actually like and comment on what I post by saying I have like, 4-8 notes on things, then when I check the notes there is NOTHING there. Stop trolling me, Tumblr.
12 tags
3 tags
4 tags
WatchAnd of course the ever classic, “It’s a video!” phase.
3 tags
WatchDagotron remember this?
4 tags
4 tags
4 tags
3 tags
Irony
surisburnbook:
I can’t even believe that a wealthy person paid money for those shorts. Or those knee socks. (Knee socks? Seriously?) And while I can appreciate the occasional use of licensed merchandise, I think Apple Martin’s Hello Kitty bag is rather childish. The whole ensemble is just a little too pedestrian for someone of her financial standing. Ah, well. The apple doesn’t fall far from...
3 tags
4 tags
1 tag
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
Moves like Spock
animalsbeingdicks:
Connor never fought fair after he learned the secret Vulcan Nerve Bite.
6 tags
1 tag
3 tags
4 tags
“Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna...”
– Betty White
1 tag
3 tags
I love that I get emails like this.
September 26, 2011 Dear Giants Fan, The best part of every road trip is the moment I sink into my seat on the team plane and say to myself, “We’re going home.” I know what’s waiting for us at AT&T Park: Our reinforcements. Our fans. I look up at that sea of orange-and-black — at the Panda and Baby Giraffe hats, the beards, the Timmy wigs, the scarves and towels,...
6 tags
Rob Delaney: My Tweets About Marijuana →
robdelaney:
I’ve received a lot of praise for my anti-pot tweets, so I thought it might be useful to compile them. Amazing how powerful they are when you take them all in at once:
just found out a guy i thought was a friend does marijuana
guys i did marijuana 7x in high school trust me you don’t…
3 tags
We Went to College for What?
Sam majored in Theatre Arts. Jenbo majored in Art History. While trying to fix the office refrigerator one day, they decided to use what they learned in college to solve the problem. After much interpretation and critical analysis, they realized that their degrees may have left them unprepared for everyday household problems.
Click the link below to see how an issue with the office fridge went...
4 tags
4 tags
7 tags
“Difficult as it is to believe, not everyone loves cats. Genghis Kahn was a...”
– via rulingcatsanddogs
All cat haters are evil dictators. Good to know.
4 tags
http://www.drawastickman.com/ →
3 tags
2 tags
5 tags
7 tags
5 tags
3 tags
4 tags
Watchpopculturebrain:
Super Cut: Charlie Day’s Best Screaming from It’s Always Sunny | Vulture
Which returns tonight, bitches.
Awesome.
12 tags
11 tags
2 tags
12 tags
4 tags
1 tag
6 tags
1 tag
4 tags
3 tags
3 tags
Suri's Burn Book: Megan Fox recently told The... →
surisburnbook:
Megan Fox recently told The Hollywood Reporter about her decision to wait to have children:
“I’ve always wanted kids. It’s just about the timing. I have it in my mind about what amount of money I want in the bank so that I can protect that child’s future, and really protect it, so that kid never struggles. Once I feel safe with that, then I’ll have kids.”
For someone as...
1 tag
3 tags
Birthdays on the Internet
Me: I just did the trifecta of online shoutouts for you. Facebook, Tumblr, and Twitter.
Hannah: lol! I'm gonna RT, repost, comment, on all! Haha
