October 2010
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No walls, Can keep me protected No sleep, Nothing inbetween me and the rain And you can’t save me now, I’m in the grip of a hurricane I’m gonna blow myself away.
I’m going out, I’m gonna drink myself to death And in the crowd my head I see you with someone else, I brace myself, Cause I know it’s going to hurt, But I like to think at least things...
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Coldplay = Zzzzzzzzzzzz →
The Top 10 acts most likely to help people fall asleep is as follows: 1. Coldplay 2. Michael Bublé 3. Snow Patrol 4. Alicia Keys 5. Jack Johnson 6. Taylor Swift 7. Mozart 8. Barry White 9. Leona Lewis 10. Radiohead
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Clients From Hell →
alanajoy:
Because it’s funny: when it’s someone else’s nightmare.
;)
“I want it to roar like lion. Like a digital lion.. Actually, let’s add a lion somewhere. Or maybe have it meow and then have a cat. I hear people on the internet like cats.”
— Client sells home insurance.
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Cat KILLER! Let’s hunt this bitch down!
Update: She was found!
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/08/25/earlyshow/living/petplanet/main6803979.shtml
Someone find this “Mary Bale” and throw her in a dumpster for 15 hours. And she’s kind of heavy so you know she would get hungry and start eating trash out of desperation. It’s only fair.
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YAY
Just won free tickets to Kathy Griffin’s show this Friday! Me and Sarah are going to laugh till we puke. Or get offended. :-)
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In honor of Female Friendship Week
We love our friends. Why? Maybe because they love us back no matter what stupid things we say or do. In turn, we love them for their quirks, mistakes, and funny personalities, too. Often, friends fall into categories. Your group might not exactly fit like the foursome in “Sex and the City” or the famous “Golden Girls,” but there are striking, and often hilarious, differences in every crew. After...
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The Frenemy.: Bar Lessons Learned →
thefrenemy:
Last night, I mentioned that I would go out to bars with my friend Amanda and try out some “fun fearless” tips to meeting men. Well, it didn’t go well.
Lesson #1: Don’t use idiotic pickup lines
For one thing, Amanda and I didn’t really remember any of the tips we had read from…
Cosmopolitan except: “If he’s wearing a NASCAR cap, approach him with ‘I noticed your hat....
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http://mylifeisbro.com/ →
In the beginning there was light and god saw the light and thought it was chill ,mother nature tried to chill with them but god sent her back to the kitchen
My lifted truck couldnt fit into the parking garage at disneyland. So i just parked the bitch in cinderellas castle. MLIB
Today, I thanked my bro for showing me MLIB. He was so chill that he said “Don’t thank me, thank bros all over the...
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Light it up...
catalogliving:
Gary, the next time you think a household task is beyond your capabilities, please just tell me.
muahaha i love these passive aggressive quotes.